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hanging with blondes
 
 
There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.

They argued and argued and finally the brunette said 'I'll go.'

The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.

blondes at a drive-in
 
 
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.

knock-knock blonde
 
 
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

Because they leave to answer the door.

swim meet
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.

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