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castaway gals
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but gets tired and drowns.

The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles, and starts swimming. She gets 15 miles, but gets tired and drowns.

The blonde figures about 20 miles to the shore also. She swims 19 miles, to the point where she can barely see the shore, and gets tired. So she swims back.

dubya 'do.
 
 
President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.
blonde on a ledge
 
 
A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping off a 31 story building. There were tons of fire trucks on the ground and policemen on the ledge beside her. The policemen tried to coax her down for 3 hours. A few minutes later the blonde looked over the edge, then looked over at the closest policemen and asked, 'How do you commit suicide again?'
blonde who has it all
 
 
What do you give a blonde who has everything?

Penicillin.


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