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blonde and drive-thru
 
 
What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?

Is that for here or to go?

blondes ain't takin' no shorts
 
 
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!

bartender
 
 
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."

The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

blonde bird watcher
 
 
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, 'Look, a dead bird.'

And the blonde looks up and says, 'Where?'


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