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blonde tip-toe
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

cerebral blonde
 
 
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

iranians
 
 
Why are Iranians so smart?

Because none of them are blonde.

blondes and candles
 
 
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle

Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it


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