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blonde skydiver
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?

A: She missed the Earth!

taxed blonde
 
 
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. 'That will be $1.08, please' says the clerk.

'What's the eight cents for?' asks the blonde. 'It says one dollar right here on the packaging.'

'Tax,' replies the clerk.

'Gee,' says the blonde, 'I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!'

perfumed blonde
 
 
Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?

Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!

blonde's twinkle
 
 
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.


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