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blonde tag
 
 
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?

A: One.

is that you coffin?
 
 
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in.

"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"

"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"

The customer left.

blonde fired
 
 
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she threw out all the W's.

brunettes and god
 
 
Why did God create brunettes?

So ugly men wouldn't be left out!


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