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sanitary blonde
 
 
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
blonde...passenger
 
 
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicap zone.

blonde crossing
 
 
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said, 'DON'T WALK.'

blonde in a bathroom
 
 
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?

She is not used to pulling her own pants down.


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