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the blonde hostess
 
 
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?

For people who don't drink.

heckle me harder
 
 
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

blondes and pickles
 
 
Why don't blondes eat pickles?

Because they can't get their head in the jar.

blonde and a sock
 
 
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, 'What for? Are you going to set it on fire!'

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