Blonde jokes

She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.

She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.

She comes back and says, "The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

She forgot to close her eyes.

So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!