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count chock full of nuts
 
 
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

this joke hurts
 
 
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
blonde riding shotgun
 
 
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Damn!" cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?

The blonde turned around again. "Yup... nope... yup... nope... yup...."

replacing vanna
 
 
Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.


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