Blonde jokes

Jokes » blonde » humor 26

Blonde


stained
 
 
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it's just mustard this time."
confusing blonde
 
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
bad day blondie
 
 
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

father to blonde daughter
 
 
What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

'If you're not in bed by 11, come home.'


Page 27 of 153     «« Previous | Next »»