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blonde in a swimming race
 
 
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, 'I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.'

blonde and license plates
 
 
A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.
waitron blonde
 
 
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants, a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.

'Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?'

blonde at the doctor's
 
 
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.

When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."

"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"


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