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waitron blonde
 
 
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants, a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.

'Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?'

bartender
 
 
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."

The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

blonde's appendicitis
 
 
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, 'You have acute appendicitis.'

The blond yelled at the doctor, 'I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!'

pay-per-blonde
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?

It costs twenty-five cents to use a payphone!


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