Blonde jokes

Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet?

She can spell BMW!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot!

There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting '44 days! 44 days!' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, 'Why are you chanting 44 days?' She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, 'A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!'

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?

While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.