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blonde...infant scale
 
 
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

horror movie blonde
 
 
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

A: Dead meat.

blond restroom attendant
 
 
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!


 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The redheadsaid, "We should go to Mars."

The brunette said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"


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