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ash blonde
 
 
How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree!

blonde coffee drinker
 
 
A blonde says to a brunette, 'Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'

The brunette says, 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'

blondes making kool-aid
 
 
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?

Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

blonde at the doctor's
 
 
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.

When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."

"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"


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