Blonde jokes

Shes got a tampon behind her ear, and she's lookin 4 her pencil.

So that brunettes can remember them.

But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people.

The brunette said, "Save yourselves. I'll let go."

Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped...

So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down.

The next morning, the cops said, "Come out with your hands in the air!"

The red-head said, "Hide in those baskets, they'll never find us!"

So the Brunette got in the first one, the red-head got in the second one and the blonde got in the third one. Meanwhile, the cops were getting a ladder set up and trying to get up there. Once they got up, the seargent ordered them to kick the baskets.

So the cop kicked the first one: "RUFF."

"It's just a damn dog!" yelled the cop.

The cop kicked the next one: "MEOW."

"It's just a damn cat," yelled the cop.

The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!"