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i'm not a sexually active blonde
 
 
What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active?

"No, I just lie there."

blonde bellybutton
 
 
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?

Her husband was a blonde too!

horror movie blonde
 
 
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

A: Dead meat.

blonde horses
 
 
Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!


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