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the burning building
 
 
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on top of a burning building. When the firemen got there they stretched the trampoline out and told the brunette to jump. She jumped, then the firemen moved back and she died.

Then they moved back and told the redhead to jump. She said 'No! I saw what you just did!' The firemen replied, 'we don't like brunettes, we won't move this time!' So she believed them and jumped. They moved again, then returned to where they were.

Then they told the blonde to jump. She replied 'No I saw what you did to them!' The firemen said, 'we don't like brunettes or redheads, we like blondes!' She then said 'OK! I'll tell you what to do! All of you put the net on the ground and BACK UP!'

captured blonde
 
 
A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. But first, the terrorists ask the red-headed woman if she has any last words.

The red-head points and says, “Twister!” The terrorists ran in all different directions and the red-headed woman gets away.

When they realize what has happened, the come back and to where the blonde woman is still standing, and they ask her if she has any last words. She points and says, “Fire!”

rocks and blondes
 
 
What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common?

You skip 'em when they're flat.

blonde's vocabulary
 
 
What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say?

No.


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