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the blonde and the worm
 
 
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?

A: Bury it alive!

blonde and rock n' roller
 
 
What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?

'How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!'

blonde and clock
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?

A: So she could see time fly!

name those tracks
 
 
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground.

"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.

"Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.


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