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blondes in a convertible
 
 
Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.

Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,

"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

blondes are whores, apparently
 
 
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?

All you can eat for under a buck.

blonde goes to the airport
 
 
She is so blonde that, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,” she turned around and went back home.
blondes and turtles
 
 
What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!


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