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brunette, blonde, brunette
 
 
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
blonde secretary's memo to her boss
 
 
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!
blonde and goldfish
 
 
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, 'Now, what do I give them to drink?'
the blonde's pregnancy scare
 
 
A blonde lady nervously took her typewriter to the doctor and said she thought it was pregnant. The doctor said why do you think that? She said, 'Because it missed a period.'

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