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blonde, brunette, blonde
 
 
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

Translator.
the blonde and the e-mail
 
 
A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her. The blonde said, 'Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.'
soccer blonde
 
 
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

blonde's wine
 
 
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine ?

A: 'Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami !'


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