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blonde and goldfish
 
 
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, 'Now, what do I give them to drink?'
mail order blonde
 
 
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"

Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

blondes and iceberg
 
 
Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was looking through the telescope and said, 'We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!'
christmas blondes
 
 
What do you call three blondes at Christmas?

Ho, ho, ho!


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