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blonde on a ledge
 
 
A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumping off a 31 story building. There were tons of fire trucks on the ground and policemen on the ledge beside her. The policemen tried to coax her down for 3 hours. A few minutes later the blonde looked over the edge, then looked over at the closest policemen and asked, 'How do you commit suicide again?'
blondes and ice cubes
 
 
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: Because they always forget the recipe.

blondehole
 
 
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?

You swerve to miss a pothole!

life saver
 
 
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!"

The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"


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