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i've got shingles
 
 
How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

blonde...hair up
 
 
Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

a blonde with earrings
 
 
Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?

So they have some place to put their feet.

c-section and blonde
 
 
One day a blonde and her friend and their parents were talking about the birth of the blonde and her friend. The friend's father said that Jane was a C-section baby. And the blonde said, 'I don't know what section I'm from!'

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