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life saver
 
 
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!"

The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"

blonde loses sweet job
 
 
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?

She threw away all the "W&W's"

a blonde, the beach, and...beer?
 
 
Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?

Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch.

sunroof you all night long
 
 
Why do blondes like sunroofs?

More legroom!


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