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blonde bird watcher
 
 
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, 'Look, a dead bird.'

And the blonde looks up and says, 'Where?'

blonde and a pig
 
 
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, 'Where did you get that?'

The pig says, 'I won her in a raffle!'

knock knock... britney spears
 
 
Knock knock

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Oops I did it again!

real blonde?
 
 
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?

A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!


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