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blondes and candles
 
 
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle

Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it

blonde hits the ground last
 
 
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?

The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

atlantic coast and a blonde
 
 
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?

The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!

blonde in a library
 
 
A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?'

'Sorry, this is a library.'

So the blonde whispers, 'Oh, may I have a burger and fries?'


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