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blonde bird killer
 
 
How does a blonde kill a bird?

She throws it off a cliff.

bartender
 
 
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."

The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

blondes and butter
 
 
Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?

A: They both spread for bread.

icy blonde
 
 
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes.


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