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A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.
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"Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here." The blonde leaves and dyes her hair brown. The next day, she returns and asks to buy the television.
"Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here."
"Hey," says the blonde, shocked, "how'd you know it was me?"
"You've been trying to buy a microwave."
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The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
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