Blonde jokes

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked.' With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling 'Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!' She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling 'YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!' With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.

The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, 'What the hell did she roll anyway?' The second dealer answered, 'I thought you were paying attention!'

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?

Turning off the car!

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, 'I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.'

What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!