Blonde jokes

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

She was tied to the baby that was stapled to the chicken.

There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay. The starter said, “On your mark, get set, go.” The blonde ran all the way around and said, “It was a 400 meter race, wasn't it?”

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes!! So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and i found alcohol! Do you believe she's been drinking!! So then the blond says "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Do you believe my daughter has a penis?!"