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brain cell
 
 
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

dead blonde in closet
 
 
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?

A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.

blonde joke
 
 
Want to hear three blonde jokes?

Listen to Hanson!

ouch!
 
 
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."


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