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blonde skydiver
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?

A: She missed the Earth!

blonde submarine
 
 
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.

blonde data
 
 
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear ?

A: Data transfer.

blonde kidnapper
 
 
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, 'I've kidnapped you.'

She then wrote a note saying,'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, 'How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'


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