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i'm not a sexually active blonde
 
 
What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active?

"No, I just lie there."

god smiles on blondes
 
 
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?

Because the sun was out!

blonde ring hijinx!
 
 
What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?

A dope ring!

bad reception
 
 
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."


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