A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class."
The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move.
Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?"
The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".
Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."
Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."
Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"
He replies, "Because it's a microwave."
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