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blonde house party
 
 
How do you get a blonde on the roof?

....tell her drinks are on the house.

head room
 
 
Q: How do you give a blonde more head room?

A: Adjust the steering wheel.

convenience store
 
 
How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

They're always open.

swim meet
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.

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