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shirt words
 
 
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?

It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."

blonde and missed bus
 
 
She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
blondes and brunettes
 
 
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

convenience store
 
 
How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

They're always open.


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