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blondes in a convertible
 
 
Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.

Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,

"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

pop goes the blonde
 
 
A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing.

"Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

brain cell
 
 
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

smile if you're blonde
 
 
Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes?

Because they think their pictures are being taken.


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