Blonde jokes

There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting '44 days! 44 days!' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, 'Why are you chanting 44 days?' She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, 'A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!'

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine ?

A: 'Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami !'

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.