Blonde jokes

Jokes » blonde » humor 91

Blonde


a blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
 
 
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a barbershop and says he wants his hair dyed brown.

The barber asks him to take off the headphones. The blonde refuses, but the barber dyes it anyway.

The blonde falls asleep so the barber takes the headphones off and continues dying his hair.

Two minutes later he's shocked to find the blonde is dead. The barber puts on the headphones and there's a voice repeating, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

a police officer saw a car speeding...
 
 
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, "Pull over!"

The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"

blonde luck
 
 
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"
what's the difference between a blonde...
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open


Page 92 of 153     «« Previous | Next »»