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c-section and blonde
 
 
One day a blonde and her friend and their parents were talking about the birth of the blonde and her friend. The friend's father said that Jane was a C-section baby. And the blonde said, 'I don't know what section I'm from!'
blonde's thoughts on the ymca
 
 
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?

"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"

blonde cell death
 
 
How do a blonde's brain cells die?

Alone.

guns don't kill people, blonds kill people
 
 
A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can't live anymore. then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do it. "Please, honey, don't do it, i'll do anything you want, but please, don't kill yourself!" he pleads. "Shut up! your next!" the blonde says.

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