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life saver
 
 
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!"

The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"

blonde fired
 
 
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she threw out all the W's.

the blonde fox
 
 
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

blonde...hair up
 
 
Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.


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