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a blonde was out on a date. her date said ...
 
 
A blonde was out on a date.

Her date said you have something on your cheek. So she wiped it off.

Then her date said, "No, the other side."

So she reached into her mouth and wiped the other side.

how does a blonde try to kill a fish?
 
 
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

She drowns it!!

mirror, mirror
 
 
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.

"I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up.

"I think--"

"POOF!"

the blond date
 
 
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No." Unfazed, they continue making out. The guy trys again.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No." A little frustrated, the man decides to ignore it. They continue to get pretty into it. Soon, the man figures he can ask agin.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I want to stay up here with you."


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