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mary lou has the last laugh
 
 
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. They ran around in the garden and played tag. She later climbed the tree that was in her garden.

Her mother yelled out, "Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties. She laughed and she laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any panties.

they're grrrrrreat
 
 
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I've been working on this puzzle all day and I can't put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."
blonde brushing hair
 
 
Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?

A: Pulled up her pants.

the blonde and the blinker
 
 
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, 'Yes. No. Yes. No.'

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