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milk: it doesn't a blonde good
 
 
Did you hear about the blonde who died drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

blondes and gas stations
 
 
Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?

A: The Air Pump!

they're grrrrrreat
 
 
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I've been working on this puzzle all day and I can't put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."
how does a blonde try to kill a fish?
 
 
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

She drowns it!!


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