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mary lou has the last laugh
 
 
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. They ran around in the garden and played tag. She later climbed the tree that was in her garden.

Her mother yelled out, "Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties. She laughed and she laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any panties.

the blonde and the librarian
 
 
A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES."

The librarian says, "This is a library."

The blonde says, "Yes I know. I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.'

And the librarian says, one more time, 'But this is a library, miss!"

The blonde goes "Oh," and whispers, "I'll have a hamburger a coke and fries!"

five days of christmas
 
 
Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

the roof is on fire
 
 
Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?

A: A blonde trying to burn it down


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