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brainy blonde
 
 
What do you call a blond with two brain cells? 'PREGNANT'
blonde and a pig
 
 
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, 'Where did you get that?'

The pig says, 'I won her in a raffle!'

knock knock... britney spears
 
 
Knock knock

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Oops I did it again!

very helpful blonde inventions
 
 
  1. Ice Cube Mix
  2. Tricycle Kickstand
  3. Solar Flashlight
  4. Dehydrated Water
  5. Fire Proof Matches
  6. Reversible Sandwich Bread
  7. Black Light Bulb
  8. Garage Door Closer
  9. Cordless Cell Phone
  10. Disposable Garbage Bags

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