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blonde in the morning
 
 
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

bang! i'm blonde!
 
 
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself!

i've got your cookies right here, baby
 
 
Why did it take four hours for the blonde to make chocolate chip cookies?

Because it took her 3 hours to peel all those M&M's.

blonde's shoes
 
 
Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes?

A: “Toes go in first.”


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