Blonde jokes

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'

The bus driver shakes his head and says,'No, I'm sorry.'

At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: 'Will it take ME?'

A: Fat.

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."

She continued down the road, and in a field she saw another blond in a canoe trying to row across the field. She stopped and got out of the car, and yelled across to the other blond, "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!"