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swim meet
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.
tardy blonde
 
 
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

blonde's fav blonde joke
 
 
What's brown and black and blue all over?

A brunette telling too many blonde jokes!

baking chocolate chip cookies
 
 
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?

There's M&M shells all over the floor.


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