Blonde jokes

Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: the invitation.

Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.

Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
"Crap!"

A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts.

A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?"

"Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?

Artifical intelligence.