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confusing blonde
 
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
blonde riding shotgun
 
 
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Damn!" cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?

The blonde turned around again. "Yup... nope... yup... nope... yup...."

father to blonde daughter
 
 
What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

'If you're not in bed by 11, come home.'

replacing vanna
 
 
Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.


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