Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out all over the screen.

What do blondes and computers have in common?

They both go down!

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom "I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes."

Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.

Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, "Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day."

Knock knock

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Oops I did it again!