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a blonde with earrings
 
 
Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?

So they have some place to put their feet.

blonde gymnastics
 
 
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

A brunette.

c-section and blonde
 
 
One day a blonde and her friend and their parents were talking about the birth of the blonde and her friend. The friend's father said that Jane was a C-section baby. And the blonde said, 'I don't know what section I'm from!'
stoplight
 
 
There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't walk.” So she stopped.

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