Blonde jokes

A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"

A Blond mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom.

She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"

One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, "Pull over!"

The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"

But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks, "What's wrong?"

She says, "Well, my mom died."

He told her to go home but she said, "No, I'll be fine."

About an hour later her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"

And she says, "Well, I just talked to my sister, and her mom died too!"