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blonde's twinkle
 
 
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

blonde's medical exam
 
 
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

popularity is a relative term
 
 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
blonde house party
 
 
How do you get a blonde on the roof?

....tell her drinks are on the house.


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