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blonde gymnastics
 
 
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

A brunette.

stoplight
 
 
There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't walk.” So she stopped.
blonde and a sock
 
 
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, 'What for? Are you going to set it on fire!'
after you
 
 
'Have you heard my knock-knock joke?' asked the blonde.

'No,' said the brunette.

'Okay,' said the blonde, 'you start.'


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