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stuffing
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?

A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

stained
 
 
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it's just mustard this time."
the blonde and the e-mail
 
 
A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her. The blonde said, 'Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.'
bad day blondie
 
 
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.


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